In the annals of cryptocurrency history, there once existed a month so disastrous, it was affectionately nicknamed "The Shittiest Month of Ethereum." This wretched period, known by the unenlightened as "Shitober," was a tale of crypto calamity like no other.

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create a wallet

download metamask or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to metamask.io.

get some ETH

have ETH in your wallet to switch to $SHIT. If you don’t have any ETH , you can buy directly on metamask, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.

go to Uniswap

connect to Uniswap. Go to Uniswap.org in google chrome or on the browser inside your Metamask app. Connect your wallet. Paste the $SHIT token address into Uniswap, select SHITOBER, and confirm. When Metamask prompts you for a wallet signature, sign.

Swap ETH for $SHIT

swap ETH for $SHIT. We have 1/1 taxes so you don’t need to worry about buying with a large specific slippage, although you may need to use slippage during times of market volatility.